when my students ask if i have a tumblr

When a student tries to sit in my seat

Holy Moly.

School starts on Tuesday and I almost have 400 followers!

I live for casual Friday.
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infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

Resolutions…

grouchyteacher:

cricketbug:

Any of my fellow teacher buddies do this? I was reading a blog today whose author is also a teacher, and she said her “new year” begins on the first day of school, versus January 1.

That got me thinking…may just be a good idea to try this year. I’m going to stew on it the next day or two.

I always do a resolution.  One year it was to take attendance first thing each day.  One year it was to do more science activities.  I don’t know what it will be this year.  Any ideas?

Mine is to greet each kid at the door everyday. A high five and something unique to them to let them know I appreciate them.

americasnumberonepartybitch:


schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.



astro-boi
mermaidpirate:

It’s hard talking to people…
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serration:

I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

  • teacher: i don't know anything i swear
  • detective: now you tell me who the fuck is john doe and where does he get the money for all this food right now or i'll start making trouble *writes on whiteboard with permanent marker*
  • teacher: OKAY OKAY I'LL TELL YOU JUST STOP PLEASE
  • I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

    losed:

    Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.